why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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