Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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