A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Knock knock Fuck off!

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

My Nan, that is all.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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