A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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your so fat. your fat!

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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