- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What is better than life? Nothing.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

You know whats annoying? Steve

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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