What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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