- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What is green and slow Grass.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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