- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

numbers just make the funniest antijokes

A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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