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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

You are joking right?

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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