- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Dwight Howard

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

A man died.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

angelo snyder is not ga

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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