- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

SHUT UP JP

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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