- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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