An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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