Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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Yes

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Dear Reader I am writing to express my complete and utter disdain toward the subject of your face. Rarely have I to witness such a repugnant sight. I would like to inform you that, upon most regrettably witnessing your face, my delicate stomach muscles gave way, and my morning meal, of lightly buttered Kipper and freshly squeezed orange juice most unfortunately ended up in one of the seventeen human waste disposal outlets to adorn my manor house. I struggle to comprehend how you, being such a selfish sadist, are able to live with yourself, knowing how much dismay you have caused me. Might I suggest that you pay a visit to a prosthetic plastic surgeon, in order to prevent other innocent's to suffer as did I. I request politely, but please be firmly assured in the knowledge that I will complain to the magnificent force of the police should you not comply with my reasonable request. Your face simply can not be allowed to exist in it's current form. I would go so far to say that it may be a danger to the elder's of our society, with their regrettably weak hearts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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Anti Joke

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