- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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