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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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