so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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