Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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