- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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