How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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