- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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