- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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