Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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