Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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