- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

What do you do at a club? You club.

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Robin, get in the car, please.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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