- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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