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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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