What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Caramel Boing.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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Gus's mom

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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