What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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hey hey apple

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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