- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

there once was a black man who played basketball

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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