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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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