What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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