what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Sloths

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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