- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Death by kayak

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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