It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

I just threw up..In my pants.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Dumbledore dies.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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