- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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