Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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