An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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