why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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