ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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Roses are red Im adopted

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You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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