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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Anti Joke

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