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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Your mother is so fat.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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