3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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being sober in a bar fight

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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