Guess what? You guessed it.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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One, two, three, four and five

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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Anti Joke

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