why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Camerons hair is Curly..

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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