Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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