Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

I Have a Black Friend

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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