- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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