your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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