- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Why so serious ?

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

how do you call someone? use a phone

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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