- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

Why did the black man die? He was shot

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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