- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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