You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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