An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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