Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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21 Ways to Annoy Everybody 1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn't matter which. 2) Have an uncontrollable lusting for someone else every five minutes. 3) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour, and when people ask you about it, answer like a hillbilly would. 4) Act like a hillbilly. Period. 5) Improvise Italian operas. 6) Gossip about someone to their face. 7) Answer every question with a question. 8) Repeat yourself constantly. 9) Act like a member of the opposite sex. 10) Repeat yourself constantly. 11) Act like Mr. Flanders from The Simpsons. 12) Repeat yourself constantly. 13) Change what you repeat every now and then. 14) Use homonyms in your e-male that the spell cheque would knot sea as miss steaks. 15) Change what you repeat every now and then. 16) Talk to someone while looking at somebody else. 17) Employ in your casual banter extensive vocabulary that will befuddle thy contemporaries. 18) Change what you repeat every now and then. 19) One word: Caffeine. 20) Another word or two: Caffeine and Sugar. 21) stringwhateveryousayintoonelongwordsoitshardtomakeoutwhatyou'resaying.

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Once, I went to Peru.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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