- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

You are joking right?

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Communism hehe xd

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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