quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

LO AND BEHOLD!

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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