Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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