- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

I have read the terms and conditions

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Nickelback

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Chris is hairy

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