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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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