- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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