Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

You idiot.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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