What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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why dont they make black forks

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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