- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Chuck Norris.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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