Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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