- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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