- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

A cat playing laser tag.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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