- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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