There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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