- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Katy Perry

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Weaner

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

I'm HIV positive.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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