A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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