- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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