Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Once, I went to Peru.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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