What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What's 1+1? 69.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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