Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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