- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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