- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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