I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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it's funny because it's funny

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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Error 37.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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