The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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child labor

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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