A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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