Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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what is 3+3= 8

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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