- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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