- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

what has genitial warts? me

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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