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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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