- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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