- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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