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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Cameron is a r e t a r d

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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