What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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