- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

u know whats a crime? rape

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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