- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Anti Joke

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