How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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Penis

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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