What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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im gay

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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