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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Suck pussy

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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