- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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