- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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