A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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think twice or at least think

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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