Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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