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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

What's white and gluey Glue

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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