What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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Tall asians

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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