- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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